Thingz boys should know

1. We love you if you're sweet, but you can be a little bit of
a "bad boy" sometimes. A nice mixture is a turn on.
2. Don't just show up at our house...we run around in our underwear just like you guys do.
3. Be a gentleman in public, be yourself when we're alone.
4. We're not always right, but you damn well better act like we are.
5. Don't cheat on us with our best friend, we will find out and you'll have ruined 2 relationships.
6. Suck up to our dads...they will be the ones keeping us from going out with you, not our moms.
7. ALWAYS PUT THE SEAT DOWN WHEN YOU'RE DONE DOING YOUR BUSINESS...falling in a toilet does not turn us on...it just pisses us off.
8. No matter what never ever ever utter these words "Looks like you*ve put on a few pounds."!! That*s just a very stupid thing to do.
9. When we say we look like crap, tell us we're beautiful. When we really do look like crap, don't lie...just kiss us.
10. Tell us we're perfect all the time, we may laugh, but eventually you'll convince us.
11. Tell us you love us in front of your friends, to us, that's the declaration of true love.
12. Be sweet to us in front of your friends and be proud to be whipped cause you know you are.
13. If we slap you hard, you probably deserve it, but we'll forgive you. If we're just playing, it means we want you to touch us.
14. Don't ask if you can kiss/touch us, JUST DO IT. If you get slapped, then we obviously didn't want it, but we won't break up with you over it.
15. Take things slow...but not too slow. 
17. Forgive us if we don't shave our legs everyday...it's the most annoying thing in the world.
19. When we say "I love you" and you don't say it back...Well, you better say it back.
20. If we find out you didn't mean it when you said "I love you" you won't get none from any girl in a 30 mile radius.
22. Don't stare at our feet.
23. PMS is just an excuse for us being a bitch.
24. Not all of us eat like birds, a lot of us can eat like whales.
27. If our best friend is a guy and we don't talk about him a lot, he really is just a friend. If we do talk about him a lot, chances are that he's more.
28. We love it when you act like you know something about cars.
29. If a guy is bothering us, calmly and classy ask him to stop. If he doesn't, knock the shit outta him.
30. Pull us closer if we're talking to a chick friend of yours.
31. Don't lie about anything. *We always end up finding out.*
33. When we tickle you, it's because we want to see you smile and squirm.
35. Go to a chick flick with us once in awhile.
37. Act sad when you don't get to see us.
38. Don't flirt with our moms...it scares us.
39. Don't be afraid of our menstrual cycle. It's not really gross, and it really does make us feel like shit, so you're not the one suffering.
40. Don't make fun of those of us that can't drive a standard. Teach us. 41. Don't introduce us as "your friend" if you're dating us.
42. Don't bet on getting us into bed.
43. Get along with our older brothers and boy matez, they can and will kick your ass if you mess with us.
44. When we're alone, we know you don't wanna talk, but don't always kiss us, just hold us and be with us.
45. Girls love back massages, if we complain something hurts, rub it for us.
46. When we're play fighting/wrestling, don't get too rough, even the toughest girl is fragile.
47. Memorize our birthdays, anniversaries, favorite colors, foods, animals, etc...
48. Girls like guys to smell good, but too much cologne can gag a girl.
49. A little sucking up to us is good sometimes but we can tell if it's because you did something wrong.
50. Never break our hearts!!


Qualitys of a true friend