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7月7日 ~Math equation~
This Equation Should be Taught in Every Math Class! From a strictly mathematical point of view it goes like this: What makes 100%? What does it mean to give more than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100% We have all been to those meeting where someone wants you to give more than 100% How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here is a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions. If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11= 98% And: K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5= 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20= 103% AND, Now look how far ass kissing will get you, A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7= 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that: While Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there........ It's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top! コメント (1 件)
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