This Equation Should be Taught in Every Math Class!

From a strictly mathematical point of view it goes like this:

What makes 100%?

What does it mean to give more than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%

We have all been to those meeting where someone wants you to give more than 100%

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here is a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions.

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11= 98%

And:

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5= 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20= 103%

AND, Now look how far ass kissing will get you,

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7= 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close,

and Attitude  will get you there........

It's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top!